1. Pat Glenn,
weightlifting commentator - "And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her snatch this morning and it was amazing!"
2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator - "Andrew
Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside him."
3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator - "This
is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother."
4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat
race 1977 - "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is
kissing the Cox of
the Oxford crew."
5. US PGA Commentator - "One of the reasons Arnie
(Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that, before each tee shot, his wife
takes out his balls and kisses them...Oh my god!! What have I just said?"
6. Carenza Lewis about finding food in the Middle
Ages on 'Time Team Live' said: "You'd eat beaver if you could get it."
7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was
supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,
"So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?" Not only
did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were
laughing so hard!
8. Steve Ryder covering the US Masters - "Ballesteros
felt much better today after a 69 yesterday."
9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on
Look North said: "There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a
cold night like this."
10. Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots
on Sky Sports: "Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance
he gets."
11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester
cuddle up to a male astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse
coverage remarked:
"They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each
other and he's only come in his shorts."
12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo
and his caddie Fanny Sunneson lining-up shots at the Scottish Open: "Some
weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by
himself."
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